This is some edge of your seat stuff.

Now where do my fingers go? ASDF, JKL;, right?

Ron Hainsey blogs. Frankly, I enjoy the BogoBlog that Ben occasionally posts to the Blueland Blog slightly more, but it's fun to read the musings of players. I know they're hockey players for a reason, but it would be mildly more thrilling to read if they were, I don't know, more fluid writers. But I guess that's why I'm on my couch drinking a beer writing this, and he's making like $5 million a year.

And because I'm a girl. Damn you, Title IX! YOU FAILED ME.